I was speaking at a homeschool convention.  After I had given the workshop entitled, “Fathers Only,” one father came to me and told me how he handles socialization.

 

With tongue-in-cheek and a straight face, he said, “Yup, we socialize our kids just like they’d get in school -- every morning we corner them in the bathroom, beat them up, take their lunch money, and try to sell them drugs.”